2016-01-19

Scat Porn Reviewed - Questionable Content #3135


Jeph Jacques has finally ended all the angsty romance mental problems drama and switched to HARDCORE SCATOLOGICAL PORNOGRAPHY. And, as we do here on ScatPornReviewed.Blogspot.com, we will be reviewing it.

So, in the first panel, we get a qt3.14 robogirl on a couch. Not very sexy. But then! A guy appears and starts farting! The sexiness has leveled up, since here at ScatPornReviewed.Blogspot.com we are into that. The sexiness goes back down when we find out that he's apparently just playing the sound effects, but then we reach the sexiest panel of the comic, where robot guy releases a bunch of poo right onto her face! That's SUPER DUPER HOT, because it's like, all gross and stuff.

Unfortunately, it's revealed in the last panel that it's just brownie mix, which RUINS EVERYTHING. It's like if at the end of a story it turns out it was all a dream. It wasn't really poo, it was NEVER SEXY AT ALL. It's still kinda sexy that she thought it was poo, but she's not even bothered by it, we don't get to see her all grossed out, which would be SO HOT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW GUYS.

I have to give this piece of scat porn a D-: Not very sexy. Next week, ScatPornReviewed.Blogspot.com reviews 2Girls1Cup, and we find out if it's just an Internet meme, or if it's a hidden classic.