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Happy spookaween, everybody! Today we're doing something VERY SPOOOOKY: The unfalsifiable fear that your most valued friendships are based on societal politeness rather than mutual interest and they'll drop you in a heartbeat as soon as it becomes acceptable. OOoooooo!!!<br />
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I feel like there is actually a potential joke within the information presented here. Something about how we're just putting up with automated alerts? Or like, what if the automated alerts were thirsty for the receiver? Actually, this is a super easy fix: just flip the graph so that "definitely just politely putting up with me" is on the right. That way it'd be the last thing that people read and it'd work as a kind of punchline. Not a very<i> good</i> punchline, but still.<br />
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As it is, this comic is almost aggressively bland. Minimalism is one thing, but the almost perfect symmetry and use of phrasing like "automated alerts" would make it boring even if it was funny. C'mon, replace that flat slab of gray in the middle with a nice gradient or something.<br />
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By the way, you know what else is SPOOOOKY? Unopposed fascist dictatorships! Go out there and VOTE on the seventh!! The issue's so big that Randall and I are putting aside our blood rivalry to tell you! (I can't prove it cause I'm on a shitty Chromebook thing that can't screenshot but there's a little thing on the XKCD homepage saying "Check your registration and find your polling place at <a href="http://vote.org/">vote.org</a>.")<br />
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Oh, and by the way: If you're worried, even if you text first one-hundred percent of the time, they're probably <i>not</i> just putting up with you. It's much more likely that they've just accepted your role as the conversational instigator in your shared micro-society.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-78654014056963404812018-06-14T21:44:00.001-07:002018-06-14T21:44:40.144-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1984 - Misinterpretation<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I really don't mean to be snarky or sardonic when I say this, but it is a <i>little</i> incongruous for this comic to be so sarcastic when it's trying to tell off poor communicators. One of the most important features of a good communicator is friendliness; it makes the target more open to the message. This is why salespeople are supposed to smile all the time.<br />
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Notice how I said it makes the target <i>more open</i>. This is because people can be resistant to certain kinds of messages for various reasons. If someone is personally invested in an ideology of one kind or another, it can be impossible to persuade them to change their mind, because it's important to them that their ideology is the right one.<br />
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For example, in the 50s, there was a very small cult of people called <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails">The Seekers</a> (not to be confused with <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seekers">the band of the same name</a>) who believed everyone on Earth would die in a huge flood, and they'd be taken by spaceship to another planet on a specific date. As you would in such a situation, they sold all of their possessions and left their marriages. Then the flood didn't happen. The interesting thing is that <i>before</i> the flood didn't happen, the cult didn't really try to spread their message, but <i>after</i> the flood didn't happen, they suddenly started trying to convert everyone they could. This is because they literally could not alter their beliefs, if they did, they'd have to come to terms with the fact that they just ruined their lives for nothing. They had such a stake in the game that they couldn't start rooting for the other team.<br />
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The source for that piece of information is <i>Art Of Propaganda</i> by Anthony Pratkanis and Elliot Aronson, and you can go and read that and find even <i>more</i> ways that the human brain can be resistant to certain kinds of messages. <a href="https://twitter.com/DegenRolf/status/966000707961872384">Especially political ones</a>!<br />
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My point in all this is to say that there are people who are <i>literally </i>looking for ways to discredit certain arguments. For example, back when I was 14 and even more of an idiot than I am now, I was very into a certain political trend at the time; let's not get into specifics because it's very embarrassing. And during that (VERY BAD) time period in my life, there was a post I saw on tumblr that compared something to how <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_frog">if you boil a frog slowly it doesn't notice</a>. And because I was <i>invested</i> in having a certain worldview, I did a very silly thing and responded with "the frog thing isn't real", as if that was actually a refutation of the post. That's also why you get weird people who make super semantic arguments when you try to make a point on Twitter. They, like myself in a past life, have <i>programmed</i> their brains* to focus on trying to dismantle arguments that go against their worldview.<br />
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By the way if you're wondering the end result of that past life, there was a really cute girl I was into and I annoyed her so much with my dumbassery that she blocked me and never spoke to me again even though I'm like 90% sure she was also into at one point.<br />
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I guess my point, my 'thesis statement' if you will, is that <i>yes</i>, communication does require two people, and sometimes the other person is being a dick and it's okay to blame them for not getting the message.<br />
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*I was gonna link there to the philosopher who said "Your mind is software. <b>Program it.</b> Your body is a shell. <b>Change it.</b> Death is a disease. <b>Cure it.</b> Extinction is approaching. <b>Fight it.</b>" but it turns out it's just the tagline to a tabletop RPG called <a href="http://eclipsephase.com/">Eclipse Phase</a> but it's still a really good quote so check them out I guess?GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-9951696918391317802018-05-17T22:38:00.000-07:002018-05-17T22:38:38.595-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1990 - Driving Cars & #1993 - Fatal Crash Rate<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This review is going to be a little bit more vitriolic than I usually am, just because this kind of content really gets under my skin. (Please note that I am NOT saying that Randall <i>should not</i> <i>have made</i> this comic, I'm only talking about my reaction to it.)<br />
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I'm going to get a little bit abstract here, but bear with me. I'm not smart enough to know the word for this, but look at these comics through the lens of their function, what they do. Not what they're <i>intended</i> to do, ignore that for now, but what does a reader experience when they read this. I imagine for most people, all it will do is make them afraid. And, in my opinion, needlessly afraid.<br />
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Now, statistically, yeah, driving causes a lot of deaths. But that 'a lot' is only 'a lot' relative to other things. Compared to heart disease it's jack nothing. You're <a href="https://www.cars.com/articles/are-the-odds-ever-in-your-favor-car-crashes-versus-other-fatalities-1420682154567/">more likely to die from suicide</a>. There's <a href="http://asirt.org/initiatives/informing-road-users/road-safety-facts/road-crash-statistics">only a million deaths</a> worldwide per year. That's WORLDWIDE. The odds of you, you the person reading this, dying in any given car crash is astronomically low.<br />
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All this is to say that the comic is essentially fear-mongering. And that is incredibly spiteful of me to say, but Randall has a large audience and it's callous of him to post things that only scare and worry people. These aren't awareness things, the last one isn't even the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzzSao6ypE">push for self-driving cars</a> that it <i>could</i> be. And <i>yes</i> they're presumably Randall's honest feelings and <i>yes</i> he has a right to say it and all that but it's very lame that he was unable or unwilling to make a comic that expressed those feelings as his personal phobia rather than as something that is easily generalized to the reader.<br />
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I'd also like to point out that at least in my state of Rhode Island, high schoolers have to first take an <i>unbearably</i> boring driving class for like seven hours a day for two weeks, then drive with a legal adult who <i>can </i>drive for two hundred hours, <i>then</i> take a drivers' test. And that only gets you the restricted licence which doesn't let you drive with more than one underage passenger or after dark for (if I'm remembering correctly) nine months. And THEN you get your real licence. (Some of the fine details might be slightly off, it's been a while.) Other states probably have different laws, but no, not everyone on the road did a single test. And even IF that's all you have to do, you presumably have to have PRACTICED driving to get to that point. AND if someone does get into a crash, their licence can be <i>taken away</i> for being a bad driver so they don't get into another crash!<br />
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Oh yeah. Neither of the comics are jokes nor do they provide any valuable insight into anything. The second comic in particular seems to be based on wild conjecture. As that second link says, most car deaths occur between the ages of 15 and 44, but Randall's first chart has his current age of 33 as a <i>low</i> point of probability.<br />
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In conclusion, the best part of these comics is that one of them is numbered 1990, which is the year my favorite album came out.<br />
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Dara Ó Briain is somewhat unique among standup comedians in how much he interacts with the audience. Not just attacking people Dice-style or sparring with hecklers, he'll actually have full conversations with random people in the front row, or call out for answers to a question.<br />
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An important thing to note is that Dara <i>does</i> have solid improvisational skills. Check out about twenty-eight minutes into his 2008 special <i>Talks Funny</i> where he's able to almost seamlessly set up and deliver a multi-part bit based off of a woman unexpectedly shouting out "Energy!". But improvisation can be risky; unless you're Ross Noble, you need solid prepared bits to maintain a full standup set. Here's how he uses the audience to <i>seem</i> more improvisational than he actually is to help the show feel spontaneous and fun.<br />
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The part of <i>Craic Dealer</i> shown above (it starts at about fifty-eight minutes in for those of you reading after that video inevitably gets taken down for copyright infringement) starts with about two minutes of setup. The two pieces of technology chosen (computer, refrigerator) keep the audience thinking in a certain axis of technology (modern, electrical). If someone really wanted to be an asshole (NOTE: you shouldn't, hecklers suck), they could totally jump in with a suggestion like "lightning rod" or "not using lead pipes".<br />
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It's important to remember that this is his last show on this tour. He's had a few months to hone the details of the rehearsed parts, and he's done this bit multiple times. So when he responds to "microwave!" with "A microwave is the simplest machine you could think of!?", that's probably a prepared line he's used for other people who've shouted it out. And again, that isn't a knock on Dara, that's what comedians are supposed to do, they are supposed to have techniques to make a show funny.<br />
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Also notice how he subtly dismisses "kettle" after listing it as a good suggestion by focusing instead on "toaster". And when he asks for a "simple, non-electrical machine we use every day", there's really only one answer to that, which is naturally the one he's prepared for. To my ears it sounds like someone also shouted out "golf club", which again doesn't work in the bit.<br />
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By preparing the audience to think in certain ways and then selecting the answers that work best, Dara is able to make the show seem more free form than it actually is, and the show is better as a result.<br />
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(Dara if by any chance you're reading this, stop now)<br />
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This is one of the reasons I was disappointed with his most recent special, <i>Crowd Tickler</i>, which unlike his four earlier specials, contains no audience interaction in the beginning and very little throughout. (Only four times by my count, three of which are just different members of the audience saying "Yes." to something Dara says.) Maybe he's just low energy from having to host <i>Mock The Week</i> for sixteen worthless seasons.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-78350734264626519402018-04-01T22:44:00.000-07:002018-04-01T22:44:35.166-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1975 - Right Click<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There's a game called <i>The Last Guardian</i>, and while I don't know jack crap about programming I've been told it's very impressive from a programming perspective. However, in <a href="https://youtu.be/-sM9JUYKswg?t=970">Previously Recorded's review</a> of the game, they not exasperatedly:<br />
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And that's more or less how I feel about this comic. (If you're confused, click the comic to go to xkcd.com, then right click the comic there.) I am genuinely impressed that Randall managed to organize a weird drop-down menu thing within what seems like a normal comic at first. It does also seem like he put a lot of work into making a large number of branching paths. (Although, at time of writing, many of them do lead to dead-ends of one kind or another)<br />
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I think that most people, the first time they right-clicked, went to the top-most option first. So, "File" -> "Close", and then that very first button (at time of writing) doesn't do anything. Which, fair enough, it's just "Close", I'm sure the next one will be better. So then most people will probably go "File" -> "Open" -> "A:/" -> "Insert a disc into drive A" -> "Floppy disc" ...which also doesn't do anything. The "Chip card" option under "A:/" does lead to something, but it feels like a 90's-era 'computers are hard to use' joke. After "A:/" comes "C:/", and since "Documents" <i>also</i> doesn't lead anywhere, the first actual joke is in "Music", which turns out to just be a slightly expanded version of <a href="https://xkcd.com/851/">#851</a>. I think this setup will give a lot of people a really weak first impression of this comic, which does have actual good parts in it.<br />
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It's also worth noting that in this expanded version of #851, two of the 'endings' link back to previous XKCDs, and one links to <i>not</i> the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIANBamMgas">official music video</a> of "Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" <i>or </i><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj0v0U4R0o">a funny joke song using the intro to that song</a>, but just <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FVAEYRM5I">someone's random upload</a> of the song.<br />
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Really the only section that I think is enhanced by the comic's format is the "Games" section, which includes "Rock Paper Scissors" (where you always lose), "Twenty Questions" (which has jokes instead of an individual answer for each path but I'm not going to hold that against it since that'd be 1,048,576 unique paths), "D&D" (which seems to have mostly broken paths but its still a funny idea), and "ADVENT.EXE" (which did actually give me a genuine sense of accomplishment when I won, even if it was half by luck).<br />
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"Sequences" is literally just a transcription of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHWBEK8w_YY">an Adult Swim promo</a>.<br />
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The "Bookmarks" folder appears to be almost entirely links to previous XKCD comics, for some reason. I do really like how "Secret" leads to "Enable Dark Web", which adds a "Do Crimes" option to the main directory (the first crime is "Say Swears"! Hee!). But then that just leads to more XKCD links for some reason. Randall! You already have a comic archive!!<br />
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The "Check Space Usage" sub-directory includes "Dark Matter", "Hydrogen", and "Helium", which comes off as less unoriginal than it actually is due to the comic's format working naturally as a setup.<br />
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"Music" -> "Hey now" -> "Hey now na now" -> "Sing 'This Corrosion' to me" inverts the comic's colors, which means that there was the potential for more interactivity between the comic and the different filepaths. This means that there is NO EXCUSE having the "); DROP TABLE Menus;--" just link back to <a href="https://xkcd.com/327/">#327</a> instead of having some hilarious system error thing happen.<br />
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I do understand that this was intended specifically as an April Fool's Day comic, and that a few problems I have with it (the number of dead-ends, the jokes that are just links back to previous XKCDs) are likely a result of a lack of time. I also understand that the joke is more the presentation than the actual content. However, I'm someone who likes his <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DancingBear">dancing bears</a> to dance <i>well</i>, thank you very much, and I have enough faith in Randall to believe that he could have made something that was both novel <i>and</i> entertaining, rather than just novel.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-29060556578030801892018-03-24T18:19:00.001-07:002018-03-24T18:19:39.584-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1969 - Not Available [dedicated to Munch the cat]<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There's a tendency among bad internet reviewers (like me!) to make hyperbolic statements, especially in the openings. Please understand, it's only because we want love and affection (and also because most of us don't know how to write a real introductary paragraph). So please be aware that when I say "I'm honestly not sure if this is supposed to be an anti-joke or not", I am <i>aware</i> that it reads like a forced and poor attempt to be funny and quotable, but no really I seriously can't tell.<br />
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Let's do a brief thought experiment. Imagine you check XKCD one day, and the picture is of one stick figure punching another. The caption is "If you ever <i>really</i> want to make people made, punch people in the face." See? It just doesn't work. Like... yeah, I know that would make people mad, it's a shitty thing to do. I have almost the same reaction to that hypothetical comic as I do to this one. The difference is that face-punching has a fun slapstick element to it, whereas region-locking is cold and boring.<br />
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Please note that I'm 100% aware that a lot of region-locking is because of copyright restrictions. Please also note that I think current copyright law is almost universally bad.<br />
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<a href="http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1969">Explainxkcd</a> tells me that this might be a joke on people who use VPNs to access region-locked content. That's like, maybe funny, but it'd be funnier to actually see someone trying different regions and failing, and then we could see Black Hat chuckling to himself or something. The alt-text is kinda clever too - a <i>flag</i> being <i>region locked</i>, get it?! But it's alt-text and it doesn't count.<br />
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When I was a kid <i>Ed, Edd, n Eddy</i>, I was kinda confused when I saw the Paul Boyd memorial note after the ending of "Look Before You Ed". It seemed kinda weird to me, since I thought cartoons were for kids. I didn't get why they'd want to put his name on a cartoon instead of a park bench or something. I didn't get back then that when you really love someone, you want them to be remembered, and thought of, by as many people as possible, as much as possible.<br />
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My cat Munch had to be put down this week.<br />
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My family got her when I was in fifth grade, from a cousin who got her from a friend who got her from someone else. Because of this, nobody is really sure exactly how old she was. She was originally named "Munchlax" by one of her previous owners, since she ate a lot. I'm pretty sure that at some point in her life she was abused. She was missing a tail (if you felt the tip it seemed bent in a way that I don't think a naturally missing tail would be) and when we first got her the first thing she did was run into the basement and hide for hours. It took more than a year before before she'd let me pet her. But eventually she realized I wouldn't hurt her and she slowly became the snuggliest cat in the world. I would wake up with her sitting on my back or cuddled up to my chest, usually purring like a tiny lawnmower. Back when I was more into trying to play the piano, she would always jump on my lap and headbutt my arms.<br />
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She loved to climb people. She would meow at me to pick her up, which had her head roughly level with my shoulder, and she'd climb up onto my shoulders and ride me around while I did things. She especially liked if I wore my hoodie so she could sit in the hood and have her paws on my shoulder. She'd do it to other people to, hilariously annoying multiple members of my extended family.<br />
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She loved to lay down in a woodpile outside my old house, and she'd blend in to the point where you wouldn't see her if you weren't looking. When she was sitting up and the sun would hit her right, she would almost glow, all her fur catching the light like a halo around her.<br />
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When my family first got her, there were crickets in the basement, but she was such a good cricket hunter that they were all gone within a year. Even when she was getting older she'd jump up and catch moths between her paws and eat them.<br />
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Speaking as someone who is at best a C+ and at worst barely functioning as a human being, Munch was the perfect therapy cat. I would look at her and I'd think about how much I loved her even though she was missing her tail and how she used to be scared of everything but wasn't anymore, and feel better about my own future. She was super soft and fluffy, and she could purr loud enough to wake people up.<br />
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This is one of the last pictures I took of her. She was sleeping and I didn't want to wake her up by petting her.<br />
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Rest in peace, Munch (????-2018). You were the best cat, and you were the best at being a cat.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-56380254518608312312018-03-11T23:47:00.000-07:002018-03-11T23:47:36.634-07:00XKCD - #1952 - Backpack Decisions & Questionable Content - #3676 - Put It On A Jazz Drive<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When I was a kid, I didn't really understand how jokes worked. I didn't really understand how anything else worked either, but that's beside the point. I think it's a fairly universal thing for kids, when they get a laugh out of someone, to tell the same joke over again to see if they can get the same laugh. I've heard a few different people with children talk about things like this happening. And then the next stage, when that doesn't work, is somehow making the punchline 'bigger'. "To get to the other side!" becomes "To get to every side everywhere!", and so on. </div>
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Just in general, kids don't understand the 'more is less' idea. You can see this in Hyperbole And A Half's <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/02/scariest-story.html">"The Scariest Story"</a>, where the idea of 'a closet' quickly becomes 'THREE HUNDRED CLOSETS'. I remember specifically from my own childhood, after I first saw the Spongebob episode "Graveyard Shift" for the first time (and keep in mind I was like, five) I tried telling my own scary story, which took the idea of 'the lights will flicker on and off and etc' and turned that into 'and the lights will go up and down the wall and turn red' or something to that effect. </div>
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I find it kinda interesting how when you do 'scary' too much, it stops being scary and becomes funny. Like, 'the killer with a hook for a hand' is scary, but then if you make it 'the killer with a hook for a hand and a skull face and he leaves a trail of blood with every footstep' suddenly that becomes a cartoon. Conversely, if you do 'funny' too much, it stops being funny and just becomes dumb, or, on occasion, a little bit creepy. </div>
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I understand that in the two comics above, the exaggeration is part of the joke. I <i>understand</i> that. But the exaggeration is taken to such a degree that I can only think that these characters as depicted would not be functional people. And <i>yes</i>, I am taking the joke seriously, but only because of how the jokes are presented. </div>
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In the XKCD, Randall is framing the comic to be #relatable. The first-person caption, the fact that the stick figure is standing in a store instead of shopping online, the way the graph underneath lists common things like laptops instead of Randall-specific things like 'hosting server' or etc. These things are meant to make the reader put themselves in the stick figure's/Randall's shoes. We are meant to be laughing with him, not at him. </div>
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In the Questionable Content, we are viewing a moment in a story. This story includes <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=504">a recollection of a suicide</a>, <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3060">discussions of war by a veteran who lost all her squadmates</a>, <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2882">a near-death from drinking</a>, <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1799">etc</a> <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3135">etc</a>. My point is that Questionable Content, although it may be generally comedic, has Serious Moments. And in order to take these Serious Moments seriously, there needs to be basic order and logic. Sure we can have <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3476">super science cardigans</a> and all that; but nobody is going to spontaneously learn to levitate, the laws of physics still apply to everyone, etc. If someone is punched in panel one, they should have a bruise in panel two. Logic needs to apply.</div>
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In short, because of the context and presentation that these two comics have, the silly one-off gags that <i>could</i> be funny instead become worrying. Like, Emily just described herself as having vivid long-term hallucinations that she can't distinguish from reality. That's a problem! That's a big big problem! She works at a coffee shop with <i>boiling liquid</i> all day! I understand her thing is that she's <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2999">unrepentantly weird</a>, but there's a difference between <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2210">enjoying weird food</a> and literally being unable to tell what's real and what isn't. I know it's just a one-off gag, but now for every strip Emily appears in, I'll be thinking "Why has she not gone on meds yet that's what they're FOR.".</div>
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The XKCD comic is less unnerving since we don't have as much of an established universe, but it's still troubling. Again, I understand, exaggeration, comic effect; but the comic does not lend itself as framed to cartoonish hyperbole. Look at the art, it's a detailed drawing of a standard shopping aisle. And the guy is going over concerns that a person would probably actually have when buying a backpack. That makes the comic seem more grounded in reality. </div>
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A better image would be the guy literally digging through a massive pile of backpacks, with the narration like "That one doesn't have pockets, that one's not waterproof, none of these are good enough, none of these are good enough", and then the caption could be "I've spent more time trying to find the right backpack then I spent trying to find the right college." I'd still think it was a weird choice for a comic, yknow, like, seriously, it's just a backpack; but it wouldn't be worth a write-up. </div>
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On an entirely unrelated note, I don't know to what extent any of you are invested in me as a person beyond the #content I produce. Which is totally understandable if you aren't, really, I'm just a guy. But on the off chance you've been wondering why I took <a href="http://xkcdisntfunny.blogspot.com/2015/07/xkcd-is-alright-1551-pluto.html">that break back in 2015</a> (back when I thought one paragraph out of four counted as 'reviewing the comic'), please feel free to check out the first thirty minutes or so of <a href="http://www.panelbeat.com/e/13">the latest episode of my dumb podcast</a> (autoplaying sound warning if you click the link), where all is revealed, possibly to an uncomfortable degree. </div>
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In conclusion, I dyed my hair again.</div>
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I understand that mimicking the Gmail format is part of the joke, but I've been conditioned over the years to not even read the bold parts unless I'm looking for something in particular. I look at this comic and my eyes just glaze over. It's just a big wall of text, the kind that I read comics to procrastinate having to interact with in the first place!<br />
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Aside from the GODAWFUL choice of presentation, the comic is eh. Not actually terrible, but not anything above a D+. I really, really like the idea of a Nigerian Prince sending out a campaign email, but it's just one disconnected line that's not even lead up to. A few other lines aren't bad - 'Doom' and 'Outrageous' are pretty good - but overall things just fall flat. 'Wow', the second subjectless one, and 'They say we can't win' are just uninspired and kill any potential momentum to the overall joke-flow.<br />
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And another thing, why is this coming out <i>now</i>? I understand that there are elections going on all the time, but it's not really campaigning season. This really seems like a comic that would be best deployed when the campaign cycle is in a fuller swing. Not that jokes <i>have</i> to be topical, but still, it's weird.<br />
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Also for the record I do know that there have been a few campaign ads released but 1. most of those were during the Super Bowl, which was <i>after</i> this comic came out and 2. they were for losers nobody cares about. Sorry to Jonathan Lamb if you're reading this but your name is stupid and you're not gonna be president.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-41396750940718009192018-01-24T00:02:00.000-08:002018-01-24T00:02:38.190-08:00XKCD Could Be Improved Somewhat - #1945 - Paper Graph Quality<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey, XKCD finally reached the "WWII" milestone! We've just killed Hitler! Wooo!!!<br />
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Speaking of things to be happy about, I don't hate this one! As always I'm obligated to point out his hypocrisy in failing to <a href="https://xkcd.com/833/">give labels to the axises</a>, and graph jokes are always a little bit lazy, but c'mon have you SEEN <a href="https://youtu.be/h8TlAUAu0UU?t=432">Nintendo's 2003 E3 presentation</a>? This is something that <i>deserves to be mocked</i>.<br />
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Now obviously this would be better with some visual accompaniment. However, I came up with a simple fix that brings this comic from 'passable' to 'brilliant', without any visuals at all. First, shrink down the 'era' marker to the mid-2000s, it's more accurate. The line should still be rising up toward the end. Then, right at the end of that era, have a marker that says "web cartoonists discover graph jokes", and the line goes down again. It'd be AMAZING.<br />
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Pedants may say that webcartoons don't count as scientific papers, but I'll have you know that I go to college and -I swear this is true- I've seen XKCD chart comics as part of official class lessons no less than THREE TIMES. So stick <i>that </i>in your [noun] and [verb] it, pedants!<br />
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Oh, and the line should go down directly<i> after</i> the 'PowerPoint/MS Paint Era' thing begins, not before. And the line should be a more rapid decline, like the inverse of this:<br />
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In conclusion, I'm looking forward to the Cold War over the course of the next few strips. Если вы потратили время, чтобы перевести это, я люблю вас, comrades!</div>
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Happy New Year, everybody! And speaking of years, XKCD finally has enough comics that if each one was a year, we'd be in WWII! Just in time for WWIII!!! Heh heh heh nahhh forreal though good on Randy for making enough of these that by the end of the year he'll have hit the current year in strip number count.<br />
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I am a fan of the old "that was a year ago!" etc -type jokes, since I'm a fan of dad jokes in general. Unfortunately, I think that the presentation kinda obscures the joke.<br />
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The first three panels should be shrunk down, to at least half their size, probably a third. We just need to see that the guy is playing the game from before the new years midnight to after new years midnight. Drawing it out over three full panels makes the reader focus on the game, which is the least important part of the comic from a humor standpoint. Especially with the double name-drop, in the dialogue and the title, it makes the comic come off like an ad.<br />
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Now I know you're all in awe of my amazing image editing skills, but hold that for a moment. You see how speeding up the setup makes the punchline seem better? (Whether or not the punchline itself is funny is irrelevant to this particular point)</div>
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The added countdown in panel 2 also adds some missing context. (I'd have written out 'Happy New Year' but I don't have the <a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/03/xkcdsucks-is-proud-to-present-humor.html">humor sans font</a> downloaded.) We all understand it <i>now</i>, 'cause of it being the new year and all, but in five weeks someone who's only just now seeing the comic will see it unmoored from time, and they'll be all confused and stuff (until the last panel but they'll still have to do like a double-take thingy)</div>
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot: apparently the iTunes paypal gift card thing doesn't work for all countries, so I'm doing an Amazon gift card this time, and the code is "JJM5-RDB63J-Y3AB". I thiiiink that will work, as long as you use the "amazon.com" address instead of .co.uk or .fr or .etc. Regardless, I hope you all had a good New Year's Eve, and that you have a good 2018. <3</div>
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If I was a total pedantic asshole, I might be tempted to make some kind of semi-joke review about how this comic isn't funny. And that's like, <i>technically</i> true, but <i>Futurama</i> had "The Luck Of The Fryrish", <i>The Simpsons </i>had "Lisa's Substitute", XKCD can have "Seven Years".<br />
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I'm aware as I write this that I don't have the exact right words for it, but there's a phrase that I've come up with to describe things like this, and it's "This thing has stuff in it.". Like, <i>Mulholland Dr.</i> has stuff in it. <i>2001</i> has stuff in it. <i>Finnegans Wake</i> has probably too much stuff in it. (This blog, I hope, has some stuff in it somewhere.)<br />
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What I mean by "has stuff in it" is something between "This work of art* <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcFFEjq5Ap8">conveys an idea</a> in a way that is arguably more impactful than if it was outright said." and "This work of art conveys an idea that is at best difficult to put into words.", with maybe a splash of "This work of art teaches the viewer something.". It's kinda like how impressionistic paintings don't make sense up close, element-for-element, but if you back away the seperate elements combine and it's a picture of a swan. Except the elements might make sense and instead of a picture it's a sense of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDvpT-MjYs">dread</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNUCsvwhYsQ&feature=youtu.be&t=391">joy</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVcAyEMM4Cc">amusement</a>. I know I'm not doing the best job at explaining this concept I have, but keep in mind I'm trying to get across an idea about "Art", that thing that after thousands of years of argument been best described by the phrase "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcKEzGFfOxE&feature=youtu.be&t=592">Art is what artists do</a>" or, if you like, "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcti809GvQI&feature=youtu.be&t=1698">Art defines itself</a>". It's something like '<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mImQBUMaA">montage</a>' or '<a href="http://www.artic.edu/blog/2014/05/07/worlds-highest-standard-of-living">juxtaposition</a>' or '<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk">the way that music can make a scene seem more important</a>' but on a larger scale, one step up on the rung. Basically like, 'can a liberal arts student overanalyze it in a paper?', and 'was the art intentionally made in a way that it could be analyzed in such a way?'.<br />
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So, if all that made sense beyond my own pretensions, here's why I think that this comic has stuff in it.<br />
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Y'know, putting aside the obvious actual emotions that went into this comic (emotions are usually a form of stuff), it's just a well-done depiction of a situation that I hope I'm never placed in. I have a friend who had a brief AIDS scare, and I couldn't fuckin sleep, man. That lasted for less than a week before the test came back negative. Cancer is a scary scary thing and it's bad and it has lasted as a feature in Randall's life for (as the title says) seven <i>years</i>. I had trouble dealing with the <i>possibility</i> of something similar for less than seven <i>days</i>. It's easy for you or me to semi-jokingly quote "Fuck cancer" or to look at panel six and call it maybe a little blunt or poorly done, but to quote <a href="http://www.markprindle.com/today.htm#temple">Mark Prindle</a>:<br />
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The mental torment is real. When your life falls apart, it's difficult to (a) envision how you could possibly build a new one in its place, and (b) muster up the strength and energy to actually do so. [...] I can vouch for the fact that when one considers one's life and art to be intertwined, one can only work through the pain by using it as inspiration -- even if that means displaying your failings to the world in all their unpleasance and embarrassingness.</blockquote>
The message of this comic is not necessarily a new one - I thought of <i>Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind</i> and <i>Grave Of The Fireflies</i>** after reading it - but it is the first time I've seen the message made from such a personal experience. And for the record, it's a good message, and it's a message that's hard to remember in trying times. And the personal experience related does make the delivery more powerful, although I'm aware that to analyze what is essentially just Randall's life as if it were only a story is to belittle it slightly.<br />
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The message, at least by my reading, is hard for me to put into words, and I hope it's understandable that again, it's because these are Big Concepts. Yknow, like real respected philosopher people talk about. I don't want to further belittle this incredibly good, well-meaning, if-you-make-fun-of-it-you're-an-asshole comic by trying to inject my personal ideas or politics into it either.<br />
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By putting the scenes of vacations and recreation against the more dramatic scenes, Randall forces us to reconcile them together. We get a 'fun' panel as number three, which is really quick. It's almost jarring, especially if you follow XKCD and already know what's happening. And then in panel five, we get a 'cancer' panel and a 'fun' panel at the same time, yknow, for a given value of 'fun'. We, as viewers, are forced to figure out how someone can enjoy parts of their life and do things when their wife is suffering from cancer... which is exactly what Randall had to figure out. By continuing this pattern, Randall hammers home the <i>need</i> for humor, levity, and fun when dealing with a stressful situation. Because the alternative is an absence of those things, just sorrow all the time. And that's no way to live or to die.<br />
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In the last panel, I think the message maybe shifts to be a little bit more broad, at least by how I'm reading it. We have to enjoy the time we have while we have it. We are all going to die, and it's better to die with happy memories than with sad ones. As <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY">one of only three 'state rock song's</a> goes:<br />
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And as the aforementioned <i>Eternal Sunshine</i> goes:<br />
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Clementine: "This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone soon."<br />Joel: "I know."<br />Clementine: "What do we do?"<br />Joel: "Enjoy it."***</blockquote>
And, from <a href="https://www.literotica.com/s/a-summer-dance-with-a-succubus?page=3">a short story</a> that some will think I'm quoting ironically or as a joke but I'm really not:<br />
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"It's like summer," he said. "We know it won't last forever. We know one day the leaves will fall from the trees and winter will come. I could spend my life worrying about the coming winter or I could enjoy every precious day of sunshine. I can walk. I can talk. I can think. It's still summer and I want to savour every last day."</blockquote>
And that message/idea maybe needs a handful of asterisks for people in different kinds of situations, and for a whole thing about hedonism & escapism and productivity & devaluing a person down to their labor, etc; but let's not get into that cause that's a whole other thing.<br />
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If I had to make a criticism, the solar eclipse panel could have maybe been more detailed and artsy, yknow, to bring across the beauty of it, but like everything else I could complain about, it's just a nitpick. This is essentially a perfect comic that is not only engaging on both the visual and storytelling levels, but also <i>important</i> and <i>good</i> and full of <i>stuff</i>. And even if you disagree with the message, the presentation, etc; you have to at least respect Randall's willingness to put his life out here, and to put as much thought and work into it as he did.<br />
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**I've never seen <i>Grave Of The Fireflies</i>.<br />
***Included in the script, but not the actual movie, is an extra bit said by Joel that continues from the last line given: "Say goodbye."GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-74275773670888470862017-11-30T22:53:00.000-08:002017-12-06T19:42:27.208-08:00A note on Questionable Content - #3617 - Laying Down The Law<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>EDIT: So apparently I completely missed the commentary thing there at the bottom saying "if you take the I-90 to Boston anyway", so please enjoy the review thingy in the context of me blatantly missing a key part of the comic. </i></div>
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This thing is totally not a legitimate criticism, it's entirely a nitpick and nothing else, but I think it's fun. EDIT: FUN TO NOT HAVE A SINGLE PERSON PROOFREAD MY POSTS</div>
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Questionable Content canonically takes place in <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2280">Northampton</a>, <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=614">Massachusetts</a>. By using FreeMapTools.com's "Radius Around Point" tool, <a href="https://www.freemaptools.com/radius-around-point.htm?clat=42.325090&clng=-72.641201&r=170.59046406515736&lc=FFFFFF&lw=1&fc=00FF00&mt=r">we can see</a> that 106 miles from Northampton is well past the coastline. The radius line actually extends through most of Long Island Sound and part of Long Island proper to the Atlantic Ocean. Even if we say that Long Island Sound isn't really the ocean (I wouldn't), 106 miles still puts us 20 miles deep into the Massachusetts Bay. EDIT: UNLESS, LIKE JEPH JACQUES, YOU FACTOR IN ROADS AND SHIT.</div>
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There are a few different explanations for this, and I'll go from least to most interesting. EDIT: ALL OF WHICH MAKE FAIL TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE EXPLANATION THE COMIC STRAIGHT UP GIVES US.</div>
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(Option zero is that Hannelore was just misinformed or Jeph Jacques just picked a right-sounding number or something etc. Boring!)</div>
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Option one is that Hannelore, normally fastidious and precise as we saw a few comics ago, is thrown off her game by Tilly. This is possibly the first sign of the <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1340">long-foreshadowed breakdown</a>. EDIT: OR A SIGN OF MY HAVING ZERO READING ABILITY</div>
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If we assume Hannelore is correct, we can put this together with the fact that Questionable Content takes place in a <i>fictionalized version</i> of our world (yknow, with the robots and all). So option two is that the Earth's continents are differently shaped on QC!Earth. This could mean slightly different cultures, which would have resulted from the differently placed hunter-gatherer societies that tended to cluster near water during early societal development. We can perhaps assume that this is what has led to the other changes in Questionable Content, such as the further scientific advancement and the general embracing of progressivism and all that good stuff. EDIT: OR THE EARTH IS THE SAME AND JEPH HAS A GENERAL EMBRACING OF KNOWING HOW TO USE MAPS.</div>
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Option three (and here's where it gets fun) is that in the universe of Questionable Content, science is so advanced that humans have been able to reverse the effects of global warming, resulting in the ocean levels actually going down as the water goes back into the ice caps. This would expand the continents. How hard can it be when we have functional <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2335">brain-scanning</a>, <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2085">AI</a>, <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2115">holograms</a>, and <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2111">high level space stations</a>? (also anyone who's planning on correcting me on how global warming works: physics are also different in QC its just not explicitly stated so there) EDIT: IN OUR CURRENT WORLD WE HAVE GOOGLE MAPS, AN AMAZING TECHNOLOGY I FORGOT EXISTED.</div>
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Option four: Hannelore's dad is a mad scientist who <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1010">does the evil laugh thing and goes off his medication</a>. He has a <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2131">space station, with lasers in it</a>. Her mom is an <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=916">evil controlling businesswoman lady person</a>. If we put these two things together, is it unreasonable to assume that a giant space laser vaporized part of the ocean, or a giant machine terraformed the land? Is that not what would automatically happen as a result of evil business combining with mad science? EDIT: IF YOU COMBINE PRETENSION WITH NO READING SKILLS, YOU GET THIS REVIEW.</div>
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Option five: Consider, for a moment, politics. The average American, in my experience, does not talk about international conflicts* a lot. (And I live in Rhode Island! That's the world capital of angry, ineffective politics!) We have in-comic confirmation that <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3092">wars are being fought</a> in QC land, but not a lot about discussion about who's fighting who. Could a war be being fought on American soil that just happens to not be talked about since everyone's used to it? If we consider this, with the implication that some kind of bomb has been dropped near or off the coast of New York, (causing the new coastline) Questionable Content suddenly gets good! The boring slice of life '<a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2877">happy relationship and nothing else</a>' stuff is people desperately seeking meaning and intimacy in <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtmceOWLPk">perilous times</a>. The <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3544">forced wacky humor</a> is forced wacky humor because there is no real humor because of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgVWJDL3hoE">WAR</a>. In every Questionable Content from now on, put a big ol' 'threat of war' filter over the entire thing. EDIT: IN EVERY REVIEW I WRITE FROM NOW ON, PUT A BIG OL' 'CAN'T FUCKIN READ' OVER THE ENTIRE THING.</div>
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Also, I know Jeph wouldn't read past the title of this blog (and really, can you blame him?) but wouldn't it be hilarious if in a week there was an offhand dialogue like "It's neat how we all moved to another city named Northampton (which is exactly 106 miles away from the shore) all at once and just didn't talk about it"? just to spite me? EDIT: YKNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER? IF HE OFFHANDEDLY EXPLAINED MY CONFUSION IN THE COMIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT.</div>
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Also also, it's been a whole week since the phrase "<a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3620">Now what am I going to do with you?</a>" was used by a taller character talking directly to a shorter character. From what I can tell, <i>not one person</i> has used this as the basis for rule34 of any sort. It's criminal, I tell you, criminal! EDIT: MUCH LIKE FAILING TO READ THE FUCKING COMIC WHEN REVIEWING IT.</div>
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*(numbers at time of writing for America are <a href="http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2016/oct/21/jill-stein/jill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-/">7 direct interventions</a> with <a href="https://dra.american.edu/islandora/object/auislandora%3A55685">~800 bases in other countries</a>, just if you were wondering) EDIT: NUMBERS FOR THIS BLOG AT TIME OF WRITING ARE ZERO GOOD REVIEWS WITH AT MOST SEVEN UNIMPRESSED FANS THANKS AND GOD BLESS.</div>
GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-75073334425848358262017-10-15T18:05:00.002-07:002017-10-15T18:05:53.064-07:00XKCD Could Be Improved Somewhat - #1902 - State Borders<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Actually, the way to fix boarders would be to eliminate them entirely. Smash the state!!<br />
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I'm okay with this one! It's a good concept for a comic, especially since I think we've all had that thought about the bump on top of Missouri or Alaska's tail. Rhode Island doesn't need to be bigger, though, just saying, size doesn't matter.<br />
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The problem with this joke, which isn't a big problem but it is still a problem, is the empty space. Traditionally, this kind of joke relies on there being a lot of things to laugh at, so even if one isn't that funny, you can laugh at another. With this map, there are nine whole states that aren't touched at all, and more that are only touched a little bit. There's definitely more that could be fixed, like for instance, the ugly Idaho-Montana boarder.<br />
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It seems kinda weird to me that there'd be that "good curve! keep." line off of Georgia, but no other comments on the coastlines, when getting mad at coastlines is inherently funnier than getting mad at man-made social-construct boarders. Plus, there's plenty of design-flaw material there, like how the fourth island of Hawaii should be brought into the curve established by the first three islands.<br />
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There's also just a little missed opportunity about the plot. Wouldn't it have been fun to see the graphic designers about to unveil their list of demands, and everyone's all scared there's gonna be fascism (cause fascism's bad), but then they reveal the map and we hear the crowd's reaction like "...oh, that's not so bad." / "Finally, someone's focusing on the <i>real</i> issues!" / etc. That could just be me, though. What do YOU think???<br />
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In conclusion, I looked it up, and it turns out that Missouri's bump was actually the result of <a href="https://www.minnpost.com/mnopedia/2014/02/story-behind-minnesotas-weirdly-shaped-northern-border">an incorrectly plotted map</a>, so we can all blame John Mitchell.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-67074448564826184362017-09-20T19:04:00.002-07:002017-09-20T19:04:52.679-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1887 - Two Down, One To Go<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When I first read this I thought this was in reference to some sci-fi book I'd never read. Like in the book these three things all happen and it's a sign of the apocalypse. (The fact that the aurora happens more than once a year did 100% slip my mind, and you are free to mock me for this fact in the comments) I didn't wanna do <a href="http://xkcdisntfunny.blogspot.com/2014/11/xkcd-isnt-funny-1448-question.html">that kinda review</a> again where I have to rely on explainxkcd to make sure I'm getting my facts right about the referenced thing I've never read.<br />
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See, back in middle school, I was taught to always <a href="https://xkcd.com/833/">label my graphs</a>. Reading a graph is supposed to be intuitive, we shouldn't have to infer anything. Without a label on the y-axis, all we know is that these things have happened in some way. We have to read the alt-text to realize that Randy is just talking about stuff he's seen.<br />
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And that is just TERRIBLE. This comic is only valuable in any way to people who've become deeply invested in Randy as a person, and even then it's barely worth mentioning. As <a href="http://greggreenwell.tumblr.com/post/165231058109/is-fridays-xkcd-the-worst-ever-hey-heres-a">anon pointed out</a>, the comic is just listing two things he's done. And yeah, both of those phenomena are kinda cool, and I'm a little be envious of Randy for getting to see them both, but is that really material for a comic? If he really wanted to use this framework, he should've actually described the total eclipse vs the aurora, comparing and contrasting the different ways they embodied the majesty of nature and all that.<br />
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In conclusion, when I was in grade school my aunt somehow won an interview with Ryder Windham and he was a super nice guy, but because I asked him about <i>Bionicle</i> at one point, that means I was technically TEN YEARS ahead of all y'all on <i>Bionicle</i> G2. And another time at work I recognized this dude's voice and he worked for NPR and he shook my hand.<br />
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What are two things you've done?GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-17871001821488962922017-08-25T11:05:00.001-07:002017-08-25T11:06:41.479-07:00Why Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" Fails<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Full confession, I have never been a big fan of 'the t-swift', before or after her shift from strummy country-pop to trendy dance pop. I do like "Love Story" and "I Knew You Were Trouble" though, even though they're kinda dumb.<br />
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That's really what Taylor Swift is best at: songs that are dumb but fun. Like "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together". That's a stupid song, but it's FUN stupid, it's FUN to sing along to "Weeeee... are <i>never ever ever</i>... getting back together". I mean, fun for teenagers. Not me, I'm an adult person.<br />
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When Swiftaylor tries to be dark, it really just comes off as immature. Take the bridge: "I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me | I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams". I'm just thinking 'Well, maybe people'd trust you more if you weren't <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QBsg_jB7dY">caught lying</a>'. And 'bad dreams'? Old Taylor is dead but the edgy new Taylor can't even say "nightmare"?<br />
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And that's really the biggest problem with this song. It's set up like an edgy diss track, when it has <i>no teeth at all.</i> Compare it to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBXaTKiHUg">Remy Ma's Nicki diss</a>, which brought those #receipts and kept bringing them the whole track. Is it fair to compare a pop song to a rap song on lyrical detail? Not totally, but it does illustrate the point that "LWYMMD" doesn't name names, except in the vaguest terms. If you look at <a href="https://genius.com/12580464">the genius page</a> right now, you'll see people saying the song could be about Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, or Katy Perry, but it's just not clear. So it becomes just a general 'unnamed person is bad' track that might as well be another 'my ex broke up with me song'. And that would be fine, if the song itself wasn't broken.<br />
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First, look at the lyrics, removing all context: "I don't like your perfect crime | How you laugh when you lie | You said the gun was mine". Crime/lie/mine is a super basic rhyme scheme (It took five people to write this???), and the image they create is totally disconnected from any kind of reality - someone's accusing Taylor Swift of murder? and then her only reaction is "isn't cool, no I don't like you". Weak!<br />
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The beat isn't terrible, but there's a lot of weird decisions. Like how the first verse is percussion only, and there's <i>no transition</i> to the piano-driven pre-chorus, even though there was a perfectly suitable transition effect used at the thirty second mark when a new drum comes into the mix. And interpolating "I'm Too Sexy" was just <i>dumb</i>. That song is one of the (enjoyably!) goofiest songs of all time. Even people who don't recognize it are going to subconsciously associate that goofy mood with the attempted seriousness of "Look What You Made Me Do", which takes away from any power the song might have had left.<br />
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In conclusion, the only way that the song works is if it turns out to be some kind of meta-diss. Like, "Look what you made me do, you upset me so much that now I can't recognize a bad song". GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-51222383322042443972017-08-21T13:43:00.001-07:002017-08-21T13:43:45.817-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1879 - Eclipse Birds<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I like this one! It's not perfect by a long shot, but the joke works, and that's the most important thing.<br />
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The way the characters react as if the birds aren't acting out of the ordinary (for the eclipse, I mean) really sells it. If they were acting scared, I think it'd take away from the comic. It'd just be people reacting the way that, y'know, people would react. That's not funny, that's just people being people, but in a situation that's too 'out there' to be a satire on how people act.<br />
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Where the comic falls down is really in the presentation area. I usually have my brightness all the way down, so the words in the top of the last comic were hard to make out. That's not a huge problem, but if I was XKCD's editor, it would be something I'd fix. Maybe the gradient could have the darker side on the bottom of the panel, or maybe it could just be lightened a little.<br />
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It's also <i>very</i> static from panel to panel. I'm not asking to see a whole flock of birds or the construction of the blood cauldron, but if we saw like, a sparrow pecking around in the first panel, then it looks up in the second and flies away in the third, it'd make the comic more visually interesting. Or show the eclipse happening! As it is, it's just two people <i>standing</i> there.<br />
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Also, very minor nitpick, but the two people should be wearing eclipse glasses. Stay safe!GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-25677597638894800442017-07-29T00:11:00.001-07:002017-07-29T00:11:48.613-07:00XKCD Reviewed - #1868 - Eclipse Flights<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Credit where credit is due, this is a good comic!<br />
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The dialogue avoids the worst of the usual XKCD problem where it's too stiff. Instead of "I'm calculating how many flights will intersect the eclipse...", we just get "Flight plans.". Much better! We can infer the other information from the context, which is what functional dialogue is supposed to do.<br />
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And the joke is good too. That overdramatic "end times" line just SELLS it for me. I just love the idea of a pilot going about their regular business when suddenly the apocalypse is happening except HA JK its not. It reminds me of those prank videos on youtube. No! Not those ones! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAEaA31EdtU">The ones that DON'T suck!!!</a><br />
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I do have a few tiny quibbles. Panel two having no dialogue gives the comic a bit of a weird pacing, it's like a beat panel, but the panel after it doesn't have anything that would require a beat panel. Maybe instead panels two and three could be combined, with the dialogue from three superimposed over the image from two.<br />
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And yknow how English is read left to right, right? Because of that, we also 'read' art as going from left to right. Consider how we almost always see the 8-Bit Theater gang walking toward the right side of the panel, ditto for a lot of XKCDs. So the image for panel four should really be flipped vertically. That could be an intentional choice that I'm just not picking up on the ideas of, though.<br />
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I'd also like to point out that this is just a <i>liiiiittle</i> bit similar to <a href="https://xkcd.com/1391/">#1391</a>, which was almost five hundred comics ago, holy crap. And that on its own is not bad. This comic improves upon that one in pretty much every way, and if you're going to rip something off, you might as well improve it while you do. But if there's a third comic about people being confused about darkness, I will be very disappointed in Randall Munroe.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-22431383104818814132017-07-24T23:41:00.000-07:002017-07-24T23:41:01.251-07:00Questionable Content - #3532 - Now Light The Other One<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is not a bad <i>gag</i>, but it is not a good <i>joke</i>. This is an almost perfect low-level side gag to be included alongside a fuller joke or an emotional conversation. Even if you LOVE "an unusual candle smell" as a joke, you have to admit that it doesn't deserve three panels of setup. <i>Especially</i> when we've already heard what it smells like in <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3529">a previous comic</a>. And that other comic had two candle smells, not just the one! So it's not just redundant, it's also distilled. </div>
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The structure of the comic, with the long setup to learning something we already know, makes it seem like the real joke is supposed to be Faye and Bubbles's reaction to the smell. But that doesn't work either, since they're completely deadpan in how they respond. It's just boring! And I'm not asking for Jeph to suddenly start writing his characters to be super over the top, but a comic needs to have *stuff* in it. 'Mild surprise that a strange label is accurate' is not *stuff*. </div>
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Credit where it's due: Jeph did do the not-lazy thing, he did have Faye doing a thing in the background. That's nifty. It's no where near enough to make this comic good, though. </div>
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So, my first reaction to this comic was that Bubbles was saying "trademark" after "Wendy's", but then <a href="https://thewebcomicsreview.tumblr.com/post/163081941495/oh-my-god-jeph-jacques-wanted-to-write-wendys">a Webcomics Review post</a> convinced me that Jeph just didn't know how to put in the little "ᵀᴹ".<br />
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On his twitter, Jeph posted <a href="https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/887391666965016577">a reaction</a>, saying that Bubbles WAS saying it out loud, because she thought she was supposed to. (also <a href="https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/887392854309580802">he thinks it makes more sense</a> than looking up the trademark symbol?) And that begs the question: Why isn't Clinton reacting to it? Check out <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3527">him being sassy to Faye mere moments later</a>, he's not the super shy guy anymore, so he's not just being polite. There's no way he wouldn't have noticed, and there's no way that he wouldn't have questioned it. <br />
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It just doesn't make <i>sense</i> for Bubbles to have a speech thing that doesn't get reacted to. Even <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=130">Faye's old speech thing</a> got reacted to back in the day!<br />
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The joke itself comes across as too abstract to be funny. If we saw a stamp with a weird off-yellow goo, and then the goop <i>squirms </i>on his robo-hand into the shape of the Wendy's girl, that's funny. Just hearing about a weird Wendy's promo... isn't.<br />
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Fun fact about me: I was only just finishing up this review when I realized I was picturing the McDonald's logo in my head instead of the Wendy's logo.<br />
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In conclusion, Bubbles and Faye are <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3525">gonna</a> <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3528">fuck</a>.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-23823540109677997232017-06-06T01:26:00.002-07:002017-06-06T01:26:59.101-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1846 - Drone Problems<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When <i>I</i> have drone problems, it's usually because of unrelenting low-pitched hums! coming toward me from the sky as government-issued robots attempt to kill me<br />
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Speaking of pointless cruelty, what this comic needs is some Black Hat. Think about it, it makes perfect sense. For one, the girl's story doesn't make sense. If the drones are being flown so haphazardly, shouldn't she have known she wouldn't be able to hit them? And wouldn't it also mean that people flying drones near her were doing it by accident, and were therefore undeserving of having their property destroyed?<br />
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The comic improves a bunch if you rewrite it to have Black Hat as the shooting-down-y person. He's a jackass who doesn't care about shit, we're all down for his wanton havoc. If we just have our standard XKCD Guy<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">™</span> and XKCD Girl<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">®</span>, it's not quite <i>normalized</i>, but it's more grounded than something done by Black 'Stole A Russian Sub Once' Hat.<br />
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That's not to say that Black Hat hasn't previously been used as a mouthpiece, he has, but it's been in <a href="https://xkcd.com/562/">a clearly over-the-top way</a>. This comic, in contrast, is subdued, with the destructive idea as the setup, not the punchline. Instead of the mayhem being the part we're supposed to laugh at, it's just how we get to the actual joke. This makes the mayhem seem like just something that happens, especially with how the guy just goes along with it when he finds out. I don't think Randy is actually advocating for shooting down drones, but the comic's structure makes it look like he is. He even says "<u>my</u> system" in the alt-text!"<br />
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Even if we put all that aside, the joke is still poorly done. The last three panels are all the same idea, which slows down the delivery of the punchline and minimizes its impact. The two panels in the middle should be replaced by a single panel with a line like "Okay, setting up. I can't wait!", THEN cut to them three hours later.<br />
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By the way, if you're missing my #content, feel free to check out <a href="http://xkcdstillsucks.blogspot.com/">XKCD Still Sucks</a>, a new blog on the scene! He's keeping the fire alive, plus he says I've got bonhommie! I looked it up, and it means I'm a really nice guy!!GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-31670184236580008862017-03-22T20:33:00.000-07:002017-03-22T20:33:22.479-07:00UpdateI may or may not have bitten off more than I can chew. <div>
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Back when I started this blog, I was in high school and had no other real life commitments. It was easy to find time to write a review, and it was easy to think of new things to say. </div>
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Now, I'm in college, which is haaard, maaan. I'm also trying to do <a href="http://www.panelbeat.com/">a podcast thing</a>, which at this point I find more rewarding than this blog. Like, with Panel Beat, me and Jon can have a fun time talking about whatever we want, but with this blog, I <i>have </i>to talk about how a comic is dumb. And it's harder to find new ways to say a comic is dumb when so many of them are dumb in the same ways. </div>
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That's not to say that I regret doing this blog. I'm glad that I had a device that helped me improve my writing. But I'm not getting any real spiritual (or physical, since none of you jerks buy <a href="https://norestrecords.bandcamp.com/">my tunes</a>) benefits from writing it anymore. And I don't want to force myself to do this; I won't enjoy it, and my writing won't be as good.</div>
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And that's not to say that this blog is going to die, either. I'm just going to switch focus. Instead of trying to review every single XKCD, I'm going to talk about the ones that I feel like I actually have something to say about. And I'm going to be expanding in scope, talking about other webcomics and maybe other stuff too. Probably a once-a-week schedule from now on?</div>
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Feel free to yell at me in the comments.</div>
GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-23181932879028523502017-03-14T02:19:00.002-07:002017-03-14T02:19:23.911-07:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1810 - Chat Systems<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This comic was probably intended to be confusing, but it succeeds a little too well. Especially compared to the other graphs that Randy's put out. Even when he was making an infographic that nobody needed or wanted, it looked planned out and <i>designed</i>. Not to say that Randy put zero thought into the organization of this comic, just that he put less thought into it than we've come to expect.<br />
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I really like the double 'wall' bit, but that's the only joke, and it makes the rest of the comic seem like just setup, when it could be much more. Well, not that much more, but still more than what it is.<br />
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Maybe if it was more driven by narrative. Like, a guy could be meeting up with a Skype friend for the first time, only to realize that they lived in the same apartment. That's a weak example, but still. And then the wall gag could be the alt-text. It'd say something about the tiny invisible connections that make up our world, like the guy who dates the girl who serves you McDonalds is also friends with your uncle. Maybe I just want everything to be <i>Cloud Atlas</i><a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=i%27ve+never+read+cloud+atlas">.</a><br />
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Also, if I were the type of person to do sick burns on Randy, I'd say like "you can tell he's making this comic up because there's no way he has this many friends".GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-67332870866467937662017-03-08T01:48:00.002-08:002017-03-08T01:50:20.062-08:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1772 - Startup Opportunity & #1773 - Negativity<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I think I've finally figured out what Beret is supposed to represent. Y'know how Randy likes to play up his quirkiness sometimes? Beret is that 'quirky' archetype taken to its (il)logical extreme. See, he's not just hipster, getting his clothing from vintage shops. He's off the chart on the quirky hipster side of the hipster-normie scale, to the point where even his groceries are from shops that you haven't heard of... <i>because they don't exist anymore</i>.<br />
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And that's fine, that's a good joke, except we as readers have to make that connection ourselves. We don't see a standard issue hipster buying an out of print 7" who then gets one-up'd by Beret buying a custom space microphone. We're just thrown in to the deep end and we have to invent our own narrative. And that's cool in a David Lynch movie, when the goal is to make an unsettling and confusing experience that you can interpret yourself. It's less cool in a comedy thing, since it's forcing the reader to basically write their own joke with the pieces Randy gives us.<br />
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In his review of <i>Final Fantasy XIII</i>, Yahtzee said that "the kookiness of the prerequisite kooky character has now reached some kind of singularity. Her actions don't seem to have any connection to sentient thought or social context.". That's the other problem with Beret. He's so far off the scale that he just seems like he's on drugs or something. We can't relate to him, even through his unrelatability.<br />
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Like, with Michael Scott, most people wouldn't do the things that he does throughout <i>The Office (US)</i>, but we can see his logic a lot of the time. He doesn't want people to think prison is cool, so he creates 'Prison Mike'. That's dumb, but there's a logical step from point A to point B. With Beret, it just seems like he doesn't understand anything around him. That's not funny, that's just kinda sad.<br />
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All that said, this comic works (to an extent) because the punchline is based around people <i>reacting</i> to Beret. Beret is the setup, and the reactions are the punchline. Also it makes fun of corporate types and I love me some anti-capitalist propaganda.<br />
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At first I thought this was a remake of that 'Balloon Internet' comic, but apparently this whole time that comic has been a reference to a Google thing. Who knew?<br />
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It's kinda lazy to only draw clouds for one panel. I understand that text is almost always the top layer in comics, but we don't even see the tiny clouds lined up with his head. Adding clouds to the other panels would even make the joke more impactful, since it's based on the contrast between internet negativity and nature peacefulness.<br />
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The joke is good, though. It has that surrealistic dream-like logic that Randy can make work <a href="https://xkcd.com/1366/">really well</a> sometimes. Like, you could have a guy pop his head out from under a rock, but why not have <i>the grass itself</i> insult the guy? It works because the grass is retroactively made into the premise of the comic. It still comes out of left field, but since that left field -ness is being played for laughs and not plot, I am fine with it.<br />
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And I'm aware it's probably not, but let's all just pretend that the "you suck" phrasing is in reference to the original <a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/">xkcdsucks</a> blog.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-57092291142301964222017-02-25T00:03:00.000-08:002017-02-25T00:04:04.002-08:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1769 - Never Seen Star Wars & #1771 - It Was I<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The last three panels, taken on their own, are actually not too bad. I'm a sucker for people pretending to know what they're talking about, and the double thought bubble bit is almost philosophical. Are we not all merely pretending to be who we are in conversation? Are we not constantly relieved that the other person is communicating back, even though we will only ever know our idea of the person, not the person themselves?<br />
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It sucks that those three panels have the first six weighing them down. Even if Randy's right, nobody wants to be lectured not to do something for five painfully unfunny panels. (I kinda like the second panel) The people who agree with him already know so they don't need to be told, and the people who disagree are just going to be turned off by the sarcastic condescension.<br />
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Also we don't really need the "Oh, I've nev-" line in panel seven. We as readers can infer that he's trying to avoid a retread of the thing with White Hat.<br />
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Isn't it kinda hypocritical of Randy to put out these two comics within one week?<br />
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Anyway, first off, it is "It was I". The trick is to switch up the word order and see if it still makes sense. "It was I who allowed..." → "I allowed..." ☑. "It was me who allowed..." → "Me allowed..." ☒. That's also why it's "John and I went to the store." instead of "Me and John went to the store.". And yes, if you're wondering, I did just learn this last month.<br />
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I almost want to apologize to Randy for the next sentence. This comic reminds me of a <i>Family Guy</i> bit. It has the exact same <a href="https://youtu.be/9oXtdx7y39M?t=127">structure</a>: recreation from a classic movie, then a line is added into the original script, people are pedantic at each other for too long, and then we get a shit punchline. Also the art is lazy and makes the recreated characters look ugly and off-putting.<br />
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In conclusion, this comic pretty fucking epic, I can't wait to tell Tyler about it when my mom drives me over his house to play <i>Halo</i>.GGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14949767691018207204noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334198467235269727.post-90926666833138071672017-02-22T00:36:00.001-08:002017-02-22T00:36:37.728-08:00XKCD Isn't Funny - #1765 - Baby Post & #1767 - US State Names<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I can relate to this comic because I also have many friends that check their phones, walk up to me, and ask why I posted something. It's a hard life being famous, but since me and Randall Munroe are the only two famous people in the world I guess it's okay.<br />
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This comic is really just a perfectly fine joke mangled in the presentation. Bald should just be checking his daughter's browser history or asking her what she's doing on the computer. Instead we get this convoluted thing where he's being updated on what his account posted to Facebook by other people.<br />
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The Facebook thing isn't just non-integral either; it actively confuses the reader as to the daughter's precise role in the story. The stuff she's uploading paints her as some kind of developing criminal, but if she's going to do crimes why is she posting about it to Facebook? If she's posting it by accident then how is she even finding jewel room schematics? She can research how to steal the crown jewels but not how to avoid posting things to Facebook?<br />
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And in panel two, the guy says he would have to look up how to set up a lock screen, which is just baffling. Is he like one of those super old people that doesn't know what email is?<br />
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A guy slowly realizing his daughter is becoming a criminal is not a bad idea, but it's presented <i>so poorly</i>. It's like trying to make out a melody being played on a detuned radio.<br />
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Also, does 'videos on metal-working, zip lines, and camouflage?' come off weird to anyone else? Like, the video is just about camouflage, just in general. That could just be me though.<br />
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Just a worse version of <a href="http://xkcdisntfunny.blogspot.com/2017/01/xkcd-isnt-funny-1759-british-map-1761.html">#1759</a>. That comic had the premise an American labeling a British map, so it made sense that everything would be misnamed. This comic doesn't really have a premise at all, so I'm just confused as to why it exists. Like, if the caption was "The Fifty States Of Autocorrect", then okay, that's a weak joke, but I understand why the names are all weird. Does Randy think that incorrect names are inherently funny on their own? </div>
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All that said I do quite enjoy "Dakota / More Dakota", even though it's in the wrong order.</div>
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